hiddlesdiddledmyskittle:

abuserr:

dekutree:

lampsarepeople2:

idiotblogger:

Helen Keller goes on a blind date

*ba dum tss*

i don’t see how this is funny

neither did she

it’s not her fault she walked into a drum kit.

fuckyeahdamiergenesis:

lmao

madeagoestohell:

madeagoestohell:

friending my school cafeteria lady on facebook was literally the best decision of my life

tsarcasm:

antistellar:

bokunodrogo:

lizdexia:

party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape

Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.

1. Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon
2. Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson
3. 1985 | Bowling for Soup
4. Bad Day | Daniel Powter
5. Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne
6. Crazy in Love | Beyonce
7. Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects
8. The Reason | Hoobastank
9. Hey Ya | Outkast
10. My Humps | Black Eyed Peas
11. The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow
12. Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake
13. She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5
14. Work It | Missy Elliott
15. White Flag | Dido
16. Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson
17. Leave (Get Out) | Jojo
18. Milkshake | Kelis
19. Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani
20. Mr. Brightside | The Killers
21. Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne
22. So Yesterday | Hilary Duff

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oh my god

sheeeeeeet

all of these songs are already on my iPod. how convenient. and by convenient i mean sad.

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sighcopath:

coagulates:

not having a car fuckin blows

ikr it just drives me insane

iphone420:

i hate bugs when im rich and i see a bug in my house im just going to leave and buy a new house